Preheat oven to 400.
Line a large baking sheet with parchment paper. Arrange strips of bacon so that they lay flat with no overlap.
Bake bacon for 6-10 minutes. Remove pan from oven and sprinkle with Gateway to the North. Return bacon to oven and bake until crispy, about 4 minutes more.
Eat as soon as it's cool enough not to burn you, if you can wait that long.